gothlolita:

im Sorry but you two cant get the marriage. the bible said Adam and Eve not matthew and ashley. come back when youve legally changed your names

roaminromans:

how to play a racing game

• HIT EVERYONE OUT OF THE WAY
• GO FAST
• NEVER USE BRAKES

dreamingdusk:

people who can go to Disney World/Disneyland pretty much any time they want

youwishangelfish:

Imagine reading a book of every conversation where people have spoken about you.

→ When do we start? (x)

smhexy:

Me no study
Me no care 
Me go marry
A millionare
If he die
Me no cry
Me go marry 
Another guy

good thing i watched Eurovision so now i know all the jokes that’ll be made for the next 2 weeks